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“The embrace of the warm water was welcome on the iciness of my flesh. My pale skin reflected what I felt inside: numbness, resentfulness, and lacking warmth. I can’t recall the length of time I spent sitting in the porcelain tub, its overwhelming and vast whiteness enveloping me. All I could hear was the metallic ring of the shower head pumping water onto my gentle body and the rattling of too many thoughts inside my head. The only other thing I could manage to do was rinse the thoughts away, scrub my face, and climb into the familiarity of my bed, towels and all… You know, I’ve always said that showers help me clear up my mind, I guess that’s why I have this kinda odd love for them… and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has it.”
- Shower Thoughts // by unwakeable
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I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead.
Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number.
So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé.
Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.
His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.
beelzebitch
The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life
Some say that the Black Rabbit hates us and wants our destruction. But the truth is — or so they taught me — that he, too, serves Lord Frith and does no more than his appointed task.
-Richard Adams, Watership Down
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Back on my bullshit, y’all. I missed ya
